69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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