jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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