This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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