Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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