i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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