i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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