she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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