Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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