Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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