i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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