do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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