please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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