We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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