I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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