break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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