She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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