Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The adults are the big ones right?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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