the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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