i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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