Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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