i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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