I need to stop coming to work sober
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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