i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We had sex on a dog bed..
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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