But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You are a genius and a whore.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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