If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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