Already got asked if we're dating
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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