he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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