guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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