I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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