I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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