oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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