You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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