he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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