Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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