In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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