This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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