Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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