im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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