Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Randomize
