I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
