if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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