I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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