I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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