am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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