Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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