im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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