hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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