I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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