Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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