even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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