stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
i think i just lost a toe
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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