youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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