if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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