"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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