just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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