she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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