lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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