The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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