Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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