I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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