Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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