your thong is hanging out like whoa
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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