For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I puked a lego.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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